Thursday 28 April 2011

To hell with the World Cup

THE HINDU 24th April Sunday – Open-Page Article

Yes, you read it right; to hell with the World Cup; to hell with the celebrations; to hell with all the free land and money being showered by different governments on the players. How can I jump, scream, have gallons of beer and cheer for the nation when a few kilometres away the farmers and feeders of my country are taking their own lives in hordes?

Do you know that, on average, 47 farmers have been committing suicide every single day in the past 16 years in our shining India — the next economic power, progressive with nine per cent growth?

Last month, on March 5, Friday evening, when Bangalore's watering holes were getting filled up, when all the DJs were blaring out deafening music, when we were busy discussing India's chances at the World Cup, sitting in CCDs and Baristas — just 100 km away from Bangalore, Swamy Gowda and Vasanthamma, a young farmer couple, hanged themselves, leaving their three very young children to fend for themselves or, most likely, die of malnutrition.

Why did they do it? Were they fighting? No. Were they drunkards? No. Did they have incurable diseases? No! Then WHY? Because they were unable to repay a loan of Rs 80,000 (a working IT couple's one month salary? 2-3 months EMI?) for years, which had gradually increased to Rs. 1.2 lakh. Because they knew that now they would never be able to pay it back. Because they were hurt. Hurt by our government which announced a huge reduction in import duty for silk in this year's budget (from 30 per cent to 5 per cent).They were struggling silk farmers and instead of help from the government, they get this! Decrease in import duty means the markets will now be flooded with cheap Chinese silk (as everything else!) and our own farmers will be left in the lurch.

On average, 17,000 farmers have been committing suicide every year, for the past 15 years on the trot. Can you believe it? Most of us wouldn't know this fact. Why? Because, our great Indian media, the world's biggest media, are not interested in reporting this! Why? Because they are more interested in covering fashion week extravaganzas. They are more interested in ‘why team India was not practising when Pakistanis were sweating it out in stadium on the eve of the match?' They are more interested in Poonam Pandey.

The media are supposed to be the third eye of democracy and also called the fourth estate, but now they have become real estate. Pure business.

So any attention from the media is out of the question. Who is left then? The government? But we all know how it works. The other day, I was passing by Vidhan Soudha in Bangalore and happened to read the slogan written at the entrance, “Government work is god's work”. Now I know why our government has left all its work to god!

Karnataka Chief Minister B.S. Yeddyurappa announced plots for all the players. But land? In Bangalore? You must be kidding, Mr. C.M.. So he retracts and now wants to give money. But where will it come from? Taxes, yours and mine. Don't the poor farmers need the land or money more than those players who are already earning in crores?

A government-owned bank will give you loan at six per cent interest rate if you are buying a Mercedes but if a poor farmer wants to buy a tractor, do you know how much it is charging him? Fifteen per cent! Look at the depths of inequality. Water is Rs. 15 a litre and a SIM card is for free! For how long can we bite the hand that is feeding us? The recent onion price fiasco was just a trailer. Picture abhi baaki hai doston!

In 2008, Lakme India fashion show venue was in a Mumbai five-star hotel and was covered by 500 journalists and the theme was ‘Cotton'. A few hours drive from there, cotton farmers were committing suicide, 4 or 5, everyday! How many TV journalists covered this? Zero!

Sixty-seventy per cent of India's population is living on less than Rs. 20 a day. A bottle of Diet coke for us? The electricity used in a day-night match could help a farmer irrigate his fields for more than a few weeks! Do you know that loadshedding is also class dependent? Two hours in metros, 4 in towns and 8 in villages. Now, who needs electricity more? A farmer to look after his crop day and night, irrigate, pump water and use machines or a few bored, young professionals with disposable incomes, to log on to Facebook and watch IPL?

How can we splurge thousands on our birthday parties and zoom past in our AC vehicles and sit in cushy chairs in our AC offices and plan a weekend trip to Coorg when on the way, in those small villages, just a few minutes' walk from the roads, someone might be consuming pesticide or hanging himself from a tree for just Rs.10, 000? How can we?

There was much panic when there was swine flu. Every single death in the country was reported second by second, minute by minute. Why? Because it directly affected our salaried, ambitious, tech-savvy, middle-class. So there were masks, special relief centres, enquiry centres set up by government to please this section. On the other hand, 47 people are dying, every single day for the past 15 years. Anybody cared to do anything?

It has been observed that within months of a farmer taking his life, his wife follows, either by poisoning the kids first or leaving them on their own. In Anantapur, Andhra Pradesh, a distressed woman farmer went to the government seed shop, bought a bottle of pesticide, on credit, went home and drank it. She was under debt for most of her life and now — even her death was on credit!

Nero's guests

Centuries ago, there was a Roman emperor, called Nero. He was a strong ruler and also very fond of parties, art, poetry, drinking and a life full of pleasures. Once he decided to organise a grand party and invited all poets, writers, dancers, painters, artists, intellectuals and thinkers of society. Everybody was having a great time eating, drinking, laughing, and socialising. The party was at its peak when it started getting dark. Nero wanted the party to go on. So he ordered and got all the arrested criminals, who were in his jails, around the garden and put them on fire! Burnt them alive, so that there was enough light for the guests to keep on enjoying! The guests had a gala time though they knew the cost of their enjoyment. Now, what kind of conscience those guests had?

What is happening in our country is not different from Nero's party. We, the middle-class-young-well-earning-mall-hopping-IPL-watching and celebrating-junta are Nero's guests enjoying at the cost of our farmers. Every budget favours the already rich. More exemptions are being given to them at the cost of grabbing the land of our farmers in the name of SEZs, decrease in import duties in the name of neo-liberal policies, increase in the loan interest rates if the product is not worth lakhs and crores. Yes, that's what we are, Nero's guests!

I'm not against celebrations. I'm not against cricket. I'm not against World Cup. I would be the first person to scream, celebrate and feel proud of any of India's achievements but, only if all fellow countrymen, farmers, villagers also stand with me and cheer; only if they do not take their own lives ruthlessly, only if there is no difference between interest rates for a Mercedes and a tractor. That would be the day I also zoom past on a bike, post-Indian win, with an Indian Flag in hand and screaming Bharat Mata Ki Jai. But no, not today. Not at the cost of my feeders. Until then, this is what I say. To hell with your malls. To hell with your IPL. To hell with your World Cup. And to hell with your celebrations.

Thursday 17 March 2011

ನಾಟ್ ವರ್ಣಿಸಬಲ್...

ಬುಲೆಟ್ಟು!!..
ಹತ್ತಿ ಕೂತ್ಕಳ್ಳದೊಂದೇ ಪ್ರಾಬ್ಲಮ್ಮು, ಹೊರಟಮೇಲೆ ನೋ ಪ್ರಾಬ್ಲಂ!!
ಮೊನ್ನೆ ನಮ್ಮ ತುಂಬಳ್ಳಿ ಅಮರನ ಬುಲೆಟ್ಟು ಹೊಡೆದೆ. ಅವತ್ತು ಪ್ರಮೋದನ ಜರ್ಮನಿ ಫ್ಲೈಟ್ ಇತ್ತು, ಏರ್ ಪೋರ್ಟಿಂದ ವಾಪಸ್ ಬರ್ತಾ ನಾನು ಬೈಕ್ ತಗೋಂಡೆ, ಆಹಹಾ!! ಏನ್ ಫೀಲಿಂಗು ಅಂತೀರಿ!!.. ಬೈಕ್ ಮೇಲಲ್ಲ, ಆರಾಮ ಕುರ್ಚಿ ಮೇಲೆ ಕೂತ ಹಾಗೆ!.. ಹಿಂಬದಿ ಕೂತವರಿಗೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಆರಾಮು.. ಹಿಂದುಗಡೆ, ಮುಂದುಗಡೆ ಎರಡು ಕಡೆನೂ ಒರಗಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬಹುದು (depends on who is sitting behind).. ;) ಹ್ಹೆಹ್ಹೆಹ್ಹೆ..
ಹೊರಟ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಒಂಥರಾ ಗತ್ತು ಆವರಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳತ್ತೆ, ನಾನೇ ರಾಜ ಅಂತ!.. ಪಕ್ಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವೊನಾದ್ರೂ ಸುಂಯ್ಯಂತ ಓವರ್‍ಟೇಕ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೂ ಅವನ ಜೊತೆ ರೇಸ್ ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಕು ಅನ್ಸಲ್ಲ.. "poor fellow, ಪುಟಗೋಸಿ ವೆಹಿಕಲ್‍ನ ಅಳಿಸ್ತಿದಾನೆ.." ಅಂತ ಅವನ ಮೇಲೆ ಕರುಣೆ ಬರುತ್ತೆ..
ಹೂಂ, ತಿರುವಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೈಕ್ ಬೆಂಡ್ ಮಾಡೋದು ಅಂದ್ರೇನು ಅಂತ ಬುಲೆಟ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಕಲೀಬೇಕು.. ನಮ್ ಕೆಲಸ ಬರೀ ಬೆಂಡ್ ಮಾಡೋದಷ್ಟೆ, ಬೈಕ್ ತನ್ನಿಂತಾನೇ ವಾಪಸ್ ನೆಟ್ಟಗಾಗತ್ತೆ!.. ಒಂಥರಾ secured feeling, ಬೇರೆ ಬೈಕ್‍ಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಿದ್ರೆ..ಮರುದಿನ ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ, ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋಗೋಣಾಂತ ನನ್ ಬೈಕ್ ತಗೋಂಡೆ.. ಯಾವ್ದೋ ಕೆಟ್‍ಕಿಲುಬು ಹಿಡಿದ ಸೈಕಲ್ ಥರಾ ಅನಿಸ್ಬಿಡ್ತು.. ಗಿರಿಬಾವ ಹೇಳೋದು ನಿಜ, "other bikes are only bikes.. but bullet?.. its a pleasure!!"

ಕೃಪೆ: http://ganeshalingadahalli.blogspot.com/

Tuesday 15 February 2011

LETTER TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

Dear Mr. Prime minister,

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice. Mouse at least squeaks, but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech, in which you said, 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king keep meeting him, but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him, everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India .
Enough is enough. As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys, I realize that if same thing continues, days are not far away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima .
We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai; what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.
Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and brought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me, corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar .. Look at all the politicians, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi , so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fishermen, so they can build concrete houses right on sea shore. Next time terrorists can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of the sea and then attack our Mumbai at their will.

Recently, I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI, you and your finance ministers are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been a land of fools, idiots, then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy. On one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent; and on the other side, you politicians have converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, and Creamy Schedule caste; only what I am not is INDIAN. You politicians have raped every part of Mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of our Former President Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person; such a fine human being. But you politician didn't even spare him and instead choose a worthless lady who had corruption charges and insignificant local polititian of Jalgaon WHO'S NAME ENTIRE COUNTRY HAD NOT HEARD BEFORE. Its simple logic your party just wanted a rubber stamp in the name of president. Imagine SHE IS SUPREME COMMANDAR OF INDIA'S THREE DEFENCE FORCES. what moral you will expect from our defence forces ? Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politicians feel they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister, you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians. Ask Swiss banks to give names of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolves among us. There will be political upheaval, but that will be better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj
Editor Mumbai-Times of India

Thursday 15 July 2010

Man eating chicken!!!!?????


ಇಲ್ಲಿದೆ ನೋಡಿ ಮ್ಯಾನ್ ಈಟಿಂಗ್ ಚಿಕನ್!!!!!?????